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	<description>The ORIGINAL "Billo the Clown" -- since 1997, not even pretending to be fair and balanced</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 22:57:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Tiger Woods&#8217;s Sex Addiction</title>
		<link>http://billo.org/wordpress/2010/01/19/tiger-woodss-sex-addiction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 04:38:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tiger Woods]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sex addiction]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tiger Woods is undergoing treatment for sex addiction.
Which means nothing he did was his fault. It&#8217;s an illness. A syndrome. He couldn&#8217;t have kept his pants zipped if he&#8217;d tried.
I guess the thirteenth step will be suing Gatorade and all the others companies that dropped him as spokesman. Americans With Disabilities Act, y&#8217;know.
If I seem [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Billo to Conan: Grow the Fuck Up</title>
		<link>http://billo.org/wordpress/2010/01/19/billo-to-conan-grow-the-fuck-up/</link>
		<comments>http://billo.org/wordpress/2010/01/19/billo-to-conan-grow-the-fuck-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 20:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billo</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Billo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Conan O'Brien]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Jay Leno]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[television]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;re disappointed. You feel you&#8217;ve been treated unfairly. Well maybe you have, but that&#8217;s the nature of the business: broken heart for every light, and so on. Actually, come to think of it, that&#8217;s the sort of thing that happens to all grown-ups.
And speaking of business, network television is a business: Leno had twice the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Double Quote of the Week</title>
		<link>http://billo.org/wordpress/2010/01/07/double-quote-of-the-week/</link>
		<comments>http://billo.org/wordpress/2010/01/07/double-quote-of-the-week/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 05:45:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billo</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Ann Coulter]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Billo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Brit Hume]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Tiger Woods]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[religion]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://billo.org/wordpress/?p=30</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;On a Fox News panel discussing Tiger Woods, Brit Hume said, perfectly accurately: &#8216;The extent to which he can recover, it seems to me, depends on his faith. He is said to be a Buddhist. I don&#8217;t think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith. So, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Michael Jackson Did Not Do on June 27</title>
		<link>http://billo.org/wordpress/2009/07/08/what-michael-jackson-did-not-do-on-june-27/</link>
		<comments>http://billo.org/wordpress/2009/07/08/what-michael-jackson-did-not-do-on-june-27/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billo</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Billo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://billo.org/wordpress/?p=28</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[He didn&#8217;t rise from the dead on the third day after his death &#8212; which you wouldn&#8217;t know based on yesterday&#8217;s worship ceremony.
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		<title>Levi Johnston, Superstar</title>
		<link>http://billo.org/wordpress/2009/07/06/levi-johnston-superstar/</link>
		<comments>http://billo.org/wordpress/2009/07/06/levi-johnston-superstar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 01:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billo</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Billo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Levi Johnston]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sarah Palin]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[media]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://billo.org/wordpress/?p=26</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, the young man remains a celebrity. He&#8217;s got a bodyguard and a publicist, he&#8217;s doing talk shows, there&#8217;s a movie offer and a possible book deal. Yes, the media has found the one person who has done less to become famous than Paris Hilton did.
I&#8217;m thinking Bristol Palin&#8217;s previous boyfriend must be thinking, &#8220;Shit, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Billo&#8217;s Back</title>
		<link>http://billo.org/wordpress/2008/08/06/billos-back/</link>
		<comments>http://billo.org/wordpress/2008/08/06/billos-back/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:39:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billo</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bill O'Reilly]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Billo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://billo.org/wordpress/?p=19</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Not a month goes by that I don&#8217;t hear from people asking when the Billo Page is going to return.
Those same two people, month in and month out&#8230;
A lot has changed since the site first appeared in January of 1997: For one thing, it was a daily blog before the word &#8220;blog&#8221; even existed. More [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Resolve</title>
		<link>http://billo.org/wordpress/2005/02/23/resolve/</link>
		<comments>http://billo.org/wordpress/2005/02/23/resolve/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2005 02:02:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billo</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Billo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[George W. Bush]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Iraq]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[George W might not be the best president we&#8217;ve ever had, nor the brightest, but he&#8217;s a solid contender for President With the Biggest Cojones: He thanked U.S. troops today for serving extended tours of duty, saying in part &#8220;Some [of you] were boarding the plane home to return to your families when you got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Army You Have</title>
		<link>http://billo.org/wordpress/2004/12/08/the-army-you-have/</link>
		<comments>http://billo.org/wordpress/2004/12/08/the-army-you-have/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2004 02:04:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billo</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[George W. Bush]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Iraq]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;As you know, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time&#8221; -Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.
Except that if the army you have isn&#8217;t large enough for the military adventure you wish to stage, there&#8217;s nothing wrong with acquiring the army [...]]]></description>
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		<title>October 20, 2004</title>
		<link>http://billo.org/wordpress/2004/10/20/october-20-2004/</link>
		<comments>http://billo.org/wordpress/2004/10/20/october-20-2004/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2004 04:31:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billo</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bill O'Reilly]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[George W. Bush]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[God]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Iraq]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Pat Robertson]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://billo.org/wordpress/?p=47</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So the Reverend Pat Robertson tells us he warned Bush against invading Iraq because &#8220;the Lord told me it was going to be A, a disaster, and B, messy.&#8221; What&#8217;s troubling here is the Bush claims that God told him that he should invade. And we&#8217;re supposed to be worried about John Kerry&#8217;s flip-flops???
Assuming neither [...]]]></description>
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		<title>October 5, 2004</title>
		<link>http://billo.org/wordpress/2004/10/05/october-5-2004/</link>
		<comments>http://billo.org/wordpress/2004/10/05/october-5-2004/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2004 07:34:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billo</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Billo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sigfried and Roy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://billo.org/wordpress/?p=49</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Am I the only person in the world who didn&#8217;t know that Sigfried and Roy were gay? I&#8217;m reading where a drive-by shooting at &#8220;their home&#8221; was originally thought to be &#8220;a hate crime&#8221;, and my first thought was &#8220;because they&#8217;re German?&#8221; and then came &#8220;D&#8217;oh!&#8221;
I asked my brother Davvo who confirmed that I was, [...]]]></description>
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