Billo!

“On a Fox News panel discussing Tiger Woods, Brit Hume said, perfectly accurately: ‘The extent to which he can recover, it seems to me, depends on his faith. He is said to be a Buddhist. I don’t think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith. So, my message to Tiger would be, Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world.’ Hume’s words, being 100 percent factually correct, sent liberals into a tizzy of sputtering rage, once again illustrating liberals’ copious ignorance of Christianity.” -Ann Coulter

To coincide with the Hindus’ holy days, the Southern Baptists have begun a campaign to “save” them. Since the Hindus “worship gods that aren’t God”, the Southern Baptists are arming themselves with special literature to help them convince the Hindus in this country that their religion is invalid.

Previously, the Southern Baptists had similar campaigns to save Jews and Moslems.

The funny thing is, if you told a Southern Baptist that he was really no better than a Klansman, he’d probably feel insulted.