October 20, 2004
Wednesday, October 20th, 2004So the Reverend Pat Robertson tells us he warned Bush against invading Iraq because “the Lord told me it was going to be A, a disaster, and B, messy.” What’s troubling here is the Bush claims that God told him that he should invade. And we’re supposed to be worried about John Kerry’s flip-flops???
Assuming neither of these men is actually deluded, we can only assume that God is suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder. I guess we should hope He doesn’t wake up one day and think He’s SkyNet.
Or else it’s possible Bush and Robertson simply never asked for proper identification. “George, go invade Iraq.” “Are you God?” “Um… yeah, whatever, that’s me. Sure, I’m God.”