Levi Johnston, Superstar
Monday, July 6th, 2009Apparently, the young man remains a celebrity. He’s got a bodyguard and a publicist, he’s doing talk shows, there’s a movie offer and a possible book deal. Yes, the media has found the one person who has done less to become famous than Paris Hilton did.
I’m thinking Bristol Palin’s previous boyfriend must be thinking, “Shit, I had the sense to use a rubber, and I’ll be pumping gas in Moosefuck Alaska for the rest of my life while this guy’s having dinner with Miss Oregon.”