Levi Johnston, Superstar

Apparently, the young man remains a celebrity. He’s got a bodyguard and a publicist, he’s doing talk shows, there’s a movie offer and a possible book deal. Yes, the media has found the one person who has done less to become famous than Paris Hilton did.

I’m thinking Bristol Palin’s previous boyfriend must be thinking, “Shit, I had the sense to use a rubber, and I’ll be pumping gas in Moosefuck Alaska for the rest of my life while this guy’s having dinner with Miss Oregon.”

25 Responses to “Levi Johnston, Superstar”

  1. Blinky The Wonder Wombat Says:

    What what leads you to believe that Miss Palin had previously had sex with anyone other than Mr. Johnston?

  2. Billo Says:

    Nothing at all, Blinky: this is speculation, not journalism.

  3. Singapore Bill Says:

    BtWW: It’s a well-known fact that you can’t get pregnent the first time you do it.

  4. MJB Says:

    Oh, c’mon, Blinky, her parents had to rush off & elope, cuz mom was preggers. Bristol had no sex ed, thankd to Mom. She probably had been doing it since age fourteen without realizing that that was sex was. The miracle is that her baby isn’t older than his uncle Twig.

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